War Profiteers Card Deck
War Profiteers Card Deck
Order your deck today... Pictures of all the good evil-doers that are fighting the bad evil-doers, and making a killing at it. Includes oil & gas companies, US government officials, military and defense contractors, and heads of industry, finance, media, policy and hype. Profits from the War Profiteers Card Deck sales profit the Ruckus Society, a bunch of liberal weenies that believe actions speak louder than words, even when using megaphones.
This is an outrage. Just because I happen to own zillions of shares of ChevronTexaco stock and they named an oil tanker after me, you have no right to implicate me as part of some conspiracy to profit from the War on Terror. Besides, ChevronTexaco only reported $3.2 billion dollars in profit last quarter on revenues of $41 billion.
Posted by: Condeleeza Rice | October 29, 2004 at 03:48 PM
Because you all fear me so much, I have come out of my foxhole and just made a speech to make your stock market crash and scare everybody into voting for George Bush because the dude is helping me recruit new members and inspiring our movement to spread faster than your version of corporate imperialist greed-based fascist democracy for the wealthy and powerful. I know that you are afraid to change leadership in mid-course. Bring it on and keep living in fear. Enjoy your Patriot Acts II, III, IV, etc. You can chop our heads off, but we will grow like weeds until you deal with the roots of our problems. We want freedom too. You seem to be running from it. Yes, to you we are fanatical deranged terrorists, but we think of ourselves as zealous freedom fighters, like your ancestors were 200 some odd years ago, telling your King George then to go to heck. It is very ironic, but whatever. Bring it on. Allah is on our side.
Posted by: Usama bin Ladin | October 30, 2004 at 10:21 AM
.... if I wanted to have a happy garden, I must ally myself with my soil; study and help
it to the utmost, untiringly. .... Always, the soil must come first.
Posted by: Marion Cran | October 30, 2004 at 10:26 AM
One man's weed is another man's plant. It is better to pull weeds out with their roots than to use electric weed-cutters that spread the pollen and start new weeds.
Posted by: Chauncey Gardener | October 30, 2004 at 10:32 AM
O-sama, Allah is not on your side. And Allah isn't God. God is God and Jesus is his son. And God and Jesus are both on our side. If you were with the Moral Majority, you would have tanks and planes and conventional weaponry like smart bombs, and your soldiers would wear uniforms and only kill civilians by accident.
Posted by: Jerry Feelwell | October 30, 2004 at 01:15 PM