Link: Google News keeps bringing us more news that the end of the world is near. Mexico is invading from the South and the Canadians are terrorizing us from the North and North Korea from the West and Cuba from the SouthEast. The bird flu is flying its way closer, while the West Nile mosquitos are starting to swarm. The Palestinians are throwing rocks at their neighbors on all sides again. Kenneth Lay had a heart attack and Dick Cheney shot his lawyer cause he looked like a quail. Evolution is just some theory made up by a bunch of scientists with a hidden agenda to kill God.